[Richie was totally caught off guard when he was brought in, through the line, and handed this weird tech thing. It's so much fancier than those portable computers he's seen advertised on TV. He's afraid, and he doesn't like it. So what does he do? He retreats to his greatest defense mechanism: attention seeking. And he can do this to an audience?]
un: trashmouth Hey what do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
[A pause as it takes him a while to stop silently chuckling while he types out the punchline.]
hopefully your girlfriend
[Now he awaits what he anticipates to be a groan and applause. He can't help it. If he can't mouth off, he can try this network business.]
[bunnies(?);](cw: animal... tttthinnngs? and language)
[Richie walks along, his hands in his pockets, down the path, feet slipping while he adjusts to trudging on sand everywhere instead of the more sturdy paved streets of Derry. A bunny-like creature darts ahead of him and he stumbles a little to avoid stepping on it. Is that... a rabbit? Why is it blue?
And then he notices they're springing up out of those weird eggs that have been dotting the sides of the pathway.
They seem friendly enough. A couple stop to sniff his feet while he stands amazed at the rainbow of cuteness around him. He stoops down and scoops one up in his hands. They're adorable little things. He'd coo at it and ask it what the fuck it was if it was safe to do so, but he has to be quiiiiet, so... He just pets it with a grin on his face.]
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[Richie was totally caught off guard when he was brought in, through the line, and handed this weird tech thing. It's so much fancier than those portable computers he's seen advertised on TV. He's afraid, and he doesn't like it. So what does he do? He retreats to his greatest defense mechanism: attention seeking. And he can do this to an audience?]
un: trashmouth
Hey what do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
[A pause as it takes him a while to stop silently chuckling while he types out the punchline.]
hopefully your girlfriend
[Now he awaits what he anticipates to be a groan and applause. He can't help it. If he can't mouth off, he can try this network business.]
[bunnies(?);] (cw: animal... tttthinnngs? and language)
[Richie walks along, his hands in his pockets, down the path, feet slipping while he adjusts to trudging on sand everywhere instead of the more sturdy paved streets of Derry. A bunny-like creature darts ahead of him and he stumbles a little to avoid stepping on it. Is that... a rabbit? Why is it blue?
And then he notices they're springing up out of those weird eggs that have been dotting the sides of the pathway.
They seem friendly enough. A couple stop to sniff his feet while he stands amazed at the rainbow of cuteness around him. He stoops down and scoops one up in his hands. They're adorable little things. He'd coo at it and ask it what the fuck it was if it was safe to do so, but he has to be quiiiiet, so... He just pets it with a grin on his face.]
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